Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This week I definitely did not freak out my co-workers by referring to Henry as a "middle child." No! I am not pregnant (OK, I can see how that might be confusing, but I'm really not!) I know how many children I have and I would never make such a mistake! (It is also not the second time that I have done such a thing!)
I did not drink two glasses of wine at dinner on Valentine's Day and then proceed to giggle uncontrollably through the rest of the meal.
I did not see Henry find a Cheerio on the floor as I was cleaning and then encourage him to eat it.
I did not lose all the credit I gained from buying my Valentine's Day cards early by then proceeding to forget about them and having the kids sign them in front of their father right before they gave them to him.
I did not fall asleep while playing the Wii last night. (That's my super power: being able to fall asleep anywhere at anytime...except for in bed at bedtime)